✔ Free shipping on orders $75 and over; orders under $75 ship for a flat rate of $7.99
✔ Returns accepted within 14 days of purchase; if the item is in its original condition, a refund will be issued excluding shipping costs
About This
Fuel for Festive Chaos: This tasty medium roast delivers the kind of holiday horsepower Santa needs to hop rooftops, dodge chimneys, and outrun neighborhood dogs.
Hilarious Christmas Coffee Gift: Perfect for men, women, coworkers, and caffeine-craving Christmas lovers. A guaranteed hit for White Elephant, Secret Santa, and chaotic family gift swaps.
Premium Beans, Premium Spirit: Small-batch roasted Arabica beans bring rich flavor and smooth sipping—ideal for surviving wrapping marathons, in-law surprises, and last-minute shopping.
The Jolliest Stocking Stuffer: A laugh-out-loud Santa-themed coffee that adds personality to holiday baskets, office gift exchanges, and breakfast tables everywhere.
Fresh, Festive & Ridiculously Fun: Packed in a resealable bag to keep freshness locked in. Novelty design makes this a collectible for Santa fans and a delight for any caffeine devotee.
We do not currently offer free shipping. However, this may be added at some point. We apologize.
Shipping takes place within 3-5 business days. If there is a problem with the shipment of the product, we will notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
If your order has been shipped, we will add the tracking number to your order and notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
For returns or exchanges, please contact us within 14 days of receiving the product, along with a receipt or screenshot of the purchase, and a photo of the product with the packaging or tag intact.
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