✔ Free shipping on orders $75 and over; orders under $75 ship for a flat rate of $7.99
✔ Returns accepted within 14 days of purchase; if the item is in its original condition, a refund will be issued excluding shipping costs
About This
The Roast That Revs Your Reins: Dasher’s Dark Roast is a bold, high-octane holiday coffee gift that’ll get you up and running faster than a reindeer late for takeoff.
Fuel for Festive Chaos: Whether you’re dashing through malls, wrapping endless gifts, or surviving awkward family dinners — this Sleigh Fuel Blend keeps your energy merry and bright.
Perfect for Coffee Lovers & Holiday Rebels: Great gag gift for adults, coworkers, or anyone powered by caffeine and bad decisions. Ideal for Secret Santa, white elephant, or office exchanges.
Premium Beans, Comedic Beans: Real small-batch Arabica roast — smooth, rich, and handcrafted in the USA. It’s seriously good coffee wearing a hilariously unserious label.
Packaged for Performance: Comes in a resealable bag to lock in flavor and freshness — because even Dasher knows stale beans don’t fly.
We do not currently offer free shipping. However, this may be added at some point. We apologize.
Shipping takes place within 3-5 business days. If there is a problem with the shipment of the product, we will notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
If your order has been shipped, we will add the tracking number to your order and notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
For returns or exchanges, please contact us within 14 days of receiving the product, along with a receipt or screenshot of the purchase, and a photo of the product with the packaging or tag intact.
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